Unfortunately, the age of 40 is quickly approaching, less than a year away. I've had to deal with certain aging pains.
Sports stars my age have been hitting retirement. I'm almost half paid off on my student loans. Four-door sedans have a certain appeal.
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| Sexy. And with a heated steering wheel. |
And certain possibilities are starting to fall by the wayside. Being on a "40 under 40" list is becoming a remote possibility. The untold millions I expect to make (or win) will be spent on
responsible things, not
youthful exuberance. If I'm not on a presidential ticket this election, it will be impossible to become the youngest president.
Of course, those elections are increasingly difficult. Mostly because I am not being
pandered to properly. I am, after all, the most important voter.